(Un)Professional piece of shit.
Dating a cutie
(go follow her) but otherwise
lamest lame-o in this site
PLEASE give me attention, talk to me.
I will not apologize for the constant
URL change and Alissa is a goddess.
If u wanna tag me in shit, my tag
is #unsupportivedouche
it’s always kind of funny to me when people insist that honesty is a virtue and you should always tell the truth because being good at lying is something that’s been almost universally celebrated for thousands of years by pretty much all of humanity. like there are literally multiple folk tales and legends throughout history and across cultures that involve the hero tricking their adversary in order to win, and it’s usually considered a disadvantage to mythical creatures such as faeries that they can’t say things that aren’t true.
lying to cops is an act of classical heroism
I’m reading a collection of short works by Mark Twain right now, and he’s got multiple essays on the virtues of lying and several stories where the moral is that a compassionate falsehood is better than cruel honesty. And I agree!
Weapon idea: a retro-causality pistol, loaded with bullets made of justification. When you fire it at someone, it changes history to provide a reason for you to have shot them.
Finally, you’ve killed the man who murdered your wife. But was she dead before you pulled the trigger? You will never know.
I don’t think I was even married before I shot them. I probably shouldn’t tell my kids that they’re just a metacausal byproduct of finding an excuse to shoot someone; that’s a hell of an existential crisis to inflict on a child.
